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Post by xin on Oct 24, 2008 15:48:51 GMT -5
it's too small and it bursts into a million pieces leaving you as a puddle on the floor with with everyone who loves you morning your death feeling like their own chest have a large gaping hole in the middle of it.....
I wish I wasn't alone....
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Post by xuan on Oct 24, 2008 16:38:02 GMT -5
Wish granted, I'm with and I wont stop talking and your ears fall of and you can't stop screaming from the pain!!!!
I wish I was blind.
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Post by Teiú on Oct 24, 2008 16:55:18 GMT -5
Wish granted. Unfortunately, you not only lost your vision, you lost it plus every one of the other 4 senses you still had.
I wish I could dig as well as a mole
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Post by tsumao on Oct 24, 2008 17:50:06 GMT -5
Congradulations, you are a mole
I wish that it wasn't so cold.
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Post by aratak on Dec 27, 2008 0:13:49 GMT -5
Granted, now it's unbearably hot and dry.
I wish I had magical tacos.
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Post by Nanuk on Dec 27, 2008 1:50:56 GMT -5
Granted. THEY EAT YOU
I wish I had a warehouse full of soda.
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Post by aden on Dec 27, 2008 2:37:14 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, that warehouse is backed against a stockpile of Mentos, and during the company Christmas party someone drank too much egg nog and ended up mixing the two components which sent the whole warehouse sky high ina fizzy explosion of doom!
......I wish I had some comfortable slippers.
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Post by nati on Dec 27, 2008 7:52:26 GMT -5
Granted. You get the most comfortable pair of slippers ever to grace the world, but when you put them down for a moment the house pet takes some free 'liberties' on them, rendering the holy grail of perfect slippers utterly usless.
I wish I had Johnny Depp in a pirate costume <3
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Post by javaid on Jan 5, 2009 10:24:42 GMT -5
Wish granted, but he's drunk as a skunk and vomites on you while screaming obsanities.
I wish I was drunk off my bum.
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