boopy and boopette variety hour!

[ikeru]

After careful consideration and seemingly endless planning, Ryota and I have finally decided that we need to make our own clubhouse (not to be confused with the ~*~legendary~*~ Andy and Leona clubhouz or the short-lived but oft-inspiring Benny and Gabby clubhouz 2: electric boogaloo). The rules are simple: don't be a fgt and don't come in here with jokes unless they are HILARIOUS (and I will be deeming what's hilarious because let's face it, assholes, I'm the funniest motherBAD!er on here).

So...that's it. LET THE LOLS BEGIN.

*jazzhands.*

[ikeru]

you guys

boopy is so fat (HOWFATISHE???) that one time he ate ham.

BAD!in ice burn, bro

[pamuy]

in during LAME

[ikeru]

in during DIE IN A FIRE

sry, this is too funny to keep contained to JUST ONE CLUBHOUZ

Gungho Chicken (2:39:37 PM): lmao, i know this japanese kid down the hall named taiki
Gungho Chicken (2:39:40 PM): he's learning spanish
Gungho Chicken (2:39:46 PM): and he loves rolling his r's
gardenciao (2:39:54 PM): wouldn't it be rolling his Ls, though?
gardenciao (2:39:57 PM): CAUSE HE'S JAPANESE
gardenciao (2:39:58 PM): GET IT
gardenciao (2:40:00 PM): LOLOLOL
gardenciao (2:40:03 PM): or should I say ROROROROROR


gardenciao (2:40:23 PM): brb dying of racism

[ryota]

I've one thing to say to that...

lolbutts lolbutts lolbutts lolbutts lolbutts

[ikeru]

this is for you, boopy

[azar]

*kicks*

*a lot*

[ryota]

You can has cheeseburger if you survive watching this all the way through, o bebe.

[ikeru]

Umm, kind of our theme song, dude.

[ryota]

I don't know what about this video used to scare me, but...IT STILL DOES! *hides under a table*

[ryota]

You're gonna love me (well, love me more) for this. It makes me lawl repeatedly.

Example:

"Wa....tashi wa Aisling" came the voice of the auburn-haired girl, trying out the new language. She had spoken English for most of her life and she was Self-Teaching herself.

Aww, her first words. Just wait till she goes to Starbucks during the Youma fight, too. Starbucks. While the street is being torn up! Yeeeah...

[ikeru]

It's okay, boopy. Just in case you had any reservations.

(ps, it's a link.)

[jialingjin]

Official Mascot of the Boopy and Boopette variety hour.

[ikeru]

Ahahaha, totally. fukken saved.

[ikeru]

At sound of my door slamming and my Jessica Alba Invisible Woman poster falling to the floor, I looked up from my PSP. Preparing an angry volley of cusses for my intruder, I was stunned silent from the sight of He-Man standing in my room clad in sword, loincloth, and little else.

"Timmy," he said in that mighty tenor that evoked both strength and purity. "You must help me. Skeletor challenged me to a game of Magic: The Gathering for the sake of Eternia and I, in moment of vaingloriousness, accepted the challenge. Timmy, mine is the art of the sword and the sorcery of Castle Greyskull. I know nothing of this Gathering Magic! Not even that floating wizard with the hat and the zero on his chest could help, forgive me as I have forgotten his name."

"But you, Timmy. Everyone knows that you are the Magic: the Gathering master! You must help me build a deck that will defeat Skeletor!"

I paused my game and set the PSP aside. So the story of my victory at the Pawtucket Mall 5th Edition Draft Tournament had reached even the hallowed halls of Eternia.

"I will help you, He-Man. Though the training will be difficult and my explanations of Interrupt spells hazy. You must prevail! I will teach you."

Face radiant with joy, He-Man grasped my hand in thanks. "Thank you," he said. "Just let me put my cape on, as it is quite chilly in here."

"No," I said eyes transfixed by He-Man's erect nipples. "I think training would be best if you stayed... as you are."

With his blonde page-boy haircut fluttering in the AC breeze, He-Man winked at me.