Ikeru and Jia do New Years Resolutions!

[jialingjin]

So since Ikeru and I are both lard asses, we're going to revisit 2008's new year's resolution!

Partially because I am now surrounded by skinny ass Chinese girls who make me feel like a whale.

D:

LET US LAY OUT THE GOALS

• Goal 1: Get thy ass to the rec center or nearest exercise equipment.
  
  
• Goal 2: ...Be able to wear more than your loosest pair of jeans for five days straight >>;
  
  
• Goal 3: don't have flab on your flab.
  
  
• Goal 4: That little pouch between your legs? GONE.
  
  
• Goal 5: Love handles will be smoothed down!
  
  
• Goal 6: I WANT ONE SMOOTH CURVE BETWEE HIPS AND THIGHS. None of this meandering like a river BAD!.
  
  
• Goal 7: I'd like just one chin, please, not seventy.
  
  
• Goal 8: I'd like my underwear to feel like it does after a days wear of stretching out.
  "You want it to feel stretched out?! D:!"
  "I LIKE MY CLOTHES LOOSE. Makes me feel skinny."
  
  
• Goal 9: ...i don't want my boobs to disappear ):
  
  
• Goal 10: One fat roll when I sit please. Not 2 1/2
  
  
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This thread for our lolz, our complaints, and of course, FOR YOU ALL TO CHEER US ON. ..C'mon. WE'RE GONNA NEED IT.

[ikeru]

WE CAN DO EET. *waves pompoms, jumps up and down, gets winded.* ):

[jialingjin]

FOR THE RECORD, IKERU - I had lean cuisine tonight and a fresh orange. BOOYAH. What did you eat, Lardy?

[ikeru]

...BAD!. I...I don't even wanna talk about it. ;_; It was a very fatty thing, let's just leave it at that.

BUT it was the only thing I ate today, so I guess that must count for something. I've gotta get in on that Lean Cuisine BAD!. Is it any good?

[baoli]

Bao Li wants in. I packed on a good 10-15 pounds last semester and I want it GONE.

I already started with a food log, trying a 1200 cal a day diet. We'll see how it goes. :3

[suyami]

I'll join in. Ickily, holidays do not bode well for mah stomach. *waves goodbye to summer body* I do not like this winter body. >.<

[jialingjin]

Yeah! Girlfriends! Get your hands up!

>> *throws an orange at all of them*

[tali]

I suppose I should toss my hat into this insanity, for some reason I promised my room mate I'd go to the gym with her..... time for crunches ;_;

[gengoro]

Well, since I'm probably the only male in this thread, I won't be trying to lose weight unlike the rest of you. I'm doing the opposite. I'm actually trying to gain weight from my weight training that I will be doing. So it's bench presses and protein shakes for me.

I WILL BE THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! (Minus the steroids)