The Super-Secret, Ultra-Private Diary of Hoji

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Year of the Dog, 3/3

Journals are for girls.

Year of the Dog, 3/6

Turned 17 today. I got a new pair of shoes. Hakami came by. She gave me a hug. I wonder if she likes me?

. . .

I don't think I like her.

. . .

If I give her this journal will she leave me alone?

Year of the Dog, 4/20

Bending practice was easy. Some idiot, Kartrik? Konak? Jevik? Anyway, he started acting stupid and completely messed up the lesson.

He'll never amount to anything the way hes going on in practice.

Year of the Dog, 5/12

It's hot today. Really hot. I didn't wear my parka.

I don't ever wear my parka.

I took off my shirt as well. Then Hakami came over and started to talk to me. I forget what about. All I remember is that she could barely string to words together.

Girls are so wierd.

Year of the Dog, 5/13

Still hot.

Year of the Dog, 5/15

Ice started melting today. Tomorrow is supposed to be even worse.

Year of the Dog, 5/16

I really hate people. I hate the sun. I hate ice. I hate Hakami. I hate Kavik and Sai and everyone else. I hate buildings. Why did we make buildings out of ice anyway!?

Why not out of something that won't melt?!

Year of the Dog, 6/4

Began hanging out with Kavik. He's not so bad.

A little noisy.

Immature.

Untalented.

Slightly demted. He skids around on these metal bars called skates.

Definitly demented.

But he's nice.

Nice-ish.


-End of Part I of the Super-Secret Diaries-

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Year of the Dog, 6/8

Talked to Kavik today. He's funny. Sometimes.

Okay. Maybe he's never actually intentionally funny, but what he does is amusing.

He messes up a lot.

It's hilarious.

Year of the Dog, 6/12

Bending was hard today. We learned, or were taught the theory about bending ice without reverting it to water.

I got it down after a few tries, but it still took a lot out of me.

Kavik wasn't doing so well and I had to help him out. Good thing Pakku's almost blind or else both of us would have gotten into a whole mess of trouble.

Year of the Dog, 6/13

No class today. Walked around with Kavik. Saw Hakami and walked the other way.

Didn't walk fast enough.

Hakami caught up with me. Started talking faster than I could follow.

Girls should come with instruction manuals. Then maybe I could put her out like a candle. Just dump water all over her and she'd go away.

Year of the Dog, 6/15

Girls aren't like candles.

Getting them wet makes them giggle and run off to change.

At least she went away.

Kavik had a fit after I described my girls-like-candles theory. I'd like to see him think of a better analogy.

Year of the Dog, 6/28

Kavik tried to convince me to go skating.

I'm socially inexperienced but I'm not that demented. Kavik's an idiot. But I said yes anyway. He had this wierd tone of vioce - half pleading, half annoyed that made me want to do anything for him.

Gods that boy is wierd.

Year of the Dog, 7/5

Been hanging out with Kavik alot. Mother says that it makes her proud to see me so social.

Is talking to one person being social?

Score for the eskimo!

Year of the Dog, 7/9

Hakami has a new friend. Three actually. It's quite frightening.

They've taken to following Kavik and I around.

I don't really think that they are really going everywhere we're going on accident. They're stalking me.

I know it.

Year of the Dog, 7/10

Pakku has said that we'll be sparring soon. We've only done practice excersizes and kata's regularly. Sparring we do only every now and then, as a preformance assesment. This is different.

This will be challenging.

Year of the Dog, 7/12

Definitly being stalked.

-End of part II of the Super-Secret Diaries.-

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Year of the Dog, 7/13

Morning.

Hungry. Mother forgot to buy more seal jerky.

Now it's night.

Not so hungry, went over to Kaviks. Stole some of his food. Didn't ask first. He'll be okay with it, I'm sure.

Year of the Dog. 7/15

Still being stalked.

Year of the Dog, 7/16

Basic sparring matches. Nothing intense. Kamui, Uriko, Jakkaru and Sorisu weren't very hard.

I didn't see how Kavik did, I think that he was two for four.

I hope he didn't get too hurt.

Year of the Dog, 7/19

I hurt all over. Stupid Kavik.

Stupid sparring. Stupid Pakku. Stupid waterbending.

I didn't mean that last one.

But Kavik's still stupid!

He bent all this mist everywhere, so neither of us could see. Then impaled himself on the icicles I had formed.

I'm already stuck full of ice-needles he had sent towards me, not to mention nearly fifty feet up in the air when he does this so I hear a scream and then figure out that the boy has decided to have his leg fasionably pierced by a three-foot ice-bound stalagmite sticking out of the tundra.

Then the boy doesn't even have the courtesy of staying consious while I heal him! I healed him! HEALED! Healing is for girls! For girls, dammit!! I don't know why I did it, in hindsight the medics would have gotten there fast enough to save him. Kavik's stupidity must be wearing off.

I'm going to bed.

Later that night, Hoji returns to his Super-Secret Diary.

Got up. Walked to Kavik's room.

I think I'm insane.

I think that Kavik's insane.

I think that I just did something I'm either going doing regret for the rest of my life or want to do it again for the rest of my life.

Either way my life is screwed.



I kissed him.

-End of Part III of the Super-Secret Diaries-

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Year of the Dog, 8/12

Found Diary.

Year of the Dog, 8/17

Went skating with Kavik. Is dementia contagious?

Year of the Dog, 8/20

Lessons with Pakku. Kavik needed help, so I stayed out on the tundra to teach him a few new moves.

We ended up teaching each other how to kiss.

We really need to work on this 'self control' thing Kokomi keeps prattling on about.

Year of the Dog, 8/21

Continued kissing lessons. Might be stalked, but have taked extra precautions in lieu of midnight escaped with Kavik.

Year of the Dog, 8/24

It's starting to get cold. Pakku has hinted that there will be 'survival training' out on the ice shelf.

Yeah.

Right.

Good one sensei!

. . . I think he's actually serious. Crap.

Year of the Dog, 8/25

Kissing lessons going well. Pakku's lessons not so much.

We're definitly going into the wild.

It's so gross! There's no buildings, no caribou-elk, no seal jerky, no fires, no shelter, and those disgusting ice worms! I mean, what right-minded person would force a being into that deserted torture ice prarie.

It's not even going to be a learning experience! The most we'll get out of the stupid trip is a few frostbitten toes and maybe a dead waterbender.

Wait.

This might turn out fun . . . Kamui has been talking to Kavik a lot lately.

Must plan.

Year of the Dog, 8/30

Plans going well. Kavik going well. Pakku going well.

Now how to deal with Hakami.


-End of Part IV of the Super-Secret Diaries-