Post by jialingjin on May 14, 2008 14:03:47 GMT -5
For being quiet possibly the absolute worst profile I've ever seen.
Really.
Name: Wei guo Gan
Age:29
Gender:Male
Nation:Earth
Bender?:no because of coin toss T-T (awww… cry little baby.. cry)
Physical Appearance:[/u]He is 6'4", and his arms and legs have some muscle. He has almond shaped Hazel eyes. His hair length is his shoulders with medium dark brown coloring. (NORMAL. COLORING. YES!) Because of all of the fighting in the army he has four scars on his body. (4.. FRIGGIN FOUR.. A NORMAL NUMBER.) He has two scars on each hand and two scars on his back that cross into an X. (…And normal just went out the flippin’ window. Pffft…) He is tanned-white (…what?) with freckles on his nose. His nose is 1" long with a burn on the tip of it. He walks with a limp because while he was on Senko once a bandit tackled him around the waist causing and hit his back just right to where it had caused a nerve to be pinched and his leg lost enough of it's feeling causing the limp. (…And Wei’s sad pathetic attempt to make something cool and abnormal out of logic.)
Clothing/Armor:For armor he wears a dark brown full body suit, which is very hard to move in. (OMG.. how many times do we have to say.. THIS IS NOT FEASIBLE) His leg armor has a sort of clanging sound to it because of the three different parts, the upper leg, kneecap, and his lower leg but he stuffed them with cloth to lessen the sound and it worked (not). His arm guards are burnt so bad they don't even squeak whenever it is it moved (..nor can they move! Gee are they melted together?). His Body armor has the Earth kingdom insignia on it and that has lost all of it's color because of how old it is (about as old as this mist has been sitting on my harddrive. Time to purge!). All his armor is severely burned and scarred from the countless fight he had been in (Yeah but he couldn’t have.. I dunno.. DIED in these fights?). Under his armor he wears a peasant tunic that is light brown and has buttons attached to the right side and where he buttons up his shirt is an embroidery of a green dragon that looks like he is climbing up Wei (gee.. sounds like someone wants a tattoo). He also owns a pair of cloth pants, that are also light brown but they have a black dragon climbing up him. So if his amour does get too hot he can take it off and be mistaken for a simple peasant which is good for spying missions (WTF is with everyone wanting to be a freakin spy?!?!) or for just traveling (*Head desk*).
Weapons:For weapons he has a six foot long dual bladed staff sword. In the middle of the staff he can separate the two swords and fight dual handed (Darth Maul?). In the hilt of each sword he has poison bottles so he can do extra damage. His sword has a golden (…thong?) with a dragon twisting around the hilt. It is caked with blood from all of the years of fighting (blood.. doesn’t cake. IT’S BLOOD FOR CHRIST SAKE!.. sure, it dries, but then it falls off!). It isn't really fancy. (And yet you stick blood on it. It’s either a fancy ass sword or a blood coated sword for a sue.)
Personality: Whenever he is in a war he can be very serious because he lost practically his entire family to the fire nation (Like.. every.. other.. frickin.. sue). With his friends in camp or out during the night when he isn't on sentry duty he entertains everyone, that has a sense of humor, by doing jokes and impersonations (Oh my god.. the grammar structure is so horrible I can’t even begin to be funny). While home in Ba Sing Se or traveling the world like visiting the North or South Pole he likes to just have fun see the sites, train, and swim (not recommended in North Pole) (Duh.).
Background: He was born in Ba Sing Se as the son of one of the best earthbending masters in Ba Sing Se (Of course). So his father, Senko, was well known. His mother, Jie (NOT JIA AS SOME OF YOU THINK >>), would sell what they breed in their business (Um.. what?). At the age of 4 he and his family moved and became successful rhino breeders a few miles from Omashu (God.. this guy just would not take something NORMAL like OSTRICH HORSES). While Wei and his brother, Hui, showed great interest as a fighter on rhinos (rhinos in earth kingdom.. SERIOUSLY. NO. *Channels ikeru*). If Wei and his brother wanted some extra money for themselves they would have gladiator fights on their rhinos in view of an audience (What is this.. Rome? And this was before the kid was even 10?). At the age of 8 his father died escorting some refugees into the outer walls of the city because some fire nation arrows "darkened" the sky (And we shall fight in the shade then! 300 is that way buddy *points*)before they entered the walls, and landed upon his father and more than five refugees, never learned the correct number that had died there (…. Oh my gawd.). Grief had consumed his mother to where she sold the business and moved to the Northern Water tribe. (WHY?! WHY?! SHE’S EARTH KINGDOM! And WHAT AGE ARE THESE KIDS?!)
Wei grew up only having one male relative in his house and military his younger twin brother, Hiu (Of course, twins). Wei and his brother got some newborn rhinos because when they traveled to Ba Sing Sei they found the two rhinos in bad shape. Their mom (I thought she abandoned them?) got them as Wei and Hui's 10 birthday present. Wei named his rhino Senko, after his father (*Wipes a tear from her eye.. not*). He and his twin had joined the army, after their rhinos were grown to a good combat size, as their 13 birthday present (NO. TOO YOUNG. GOOD LORD. Have we seen a 13 year old in the army?! NO!) but on their first taste of true combat his brother was captured and Hui's rhino was killed because of a fireball to the head fry-ed his brain. (Fry-ed.. FRIED. Good GOD man.) After that Wei went back to what his father was before he had died, a rhino-breeder, something his family had been doing since man walked the earth along with training men the basics of how to fight on their rhinos (Dear god if this doesn’t sound like a bad plot for some epic hero movie.. I dunno what does.) if they are attacked. He started to travel the world to look for better rhinos to breed and sell but he soon realized that wherever he went he would be attacked at anytime and at any place. (WHY RHINOS?! Again, I HAVE TO ASK)
As Wei went back to The north water tribe (You never told us he was there period. RHINOS. IN THE NORTH POLE. FOXTROT PEOPLE, FOXTROT!) his mom approached him saddened. Wei learned that his brother was here in the northern water tribe but almost dead . Wei went to Hui's side and told him all about how the fire nation should pay. As night fell Hui died of a fatal illness (*Face palm.*). Leaving Wei to remember what the fire nation did to his family. (Which was what? Kill your father? WHOOP DI DO.)
When he turned 29 Wei was asked to join an elite fighting group (details?) but it did not last long Wei was ambushed on his way to liberate a city and all of his comrades were slain merciless.(Of course and you’re the lone survivor.) Wei escaped but badly injured when three days later some Water tribe healers found him unconscious (Where?! For Christ sakes.. they don’t leave the Northern Tribe!) . After they healed him they sent him to the northern water tribe so he could be healed (That’s… yeah. Contradictory. They heal him and then send him to be healed). On the way there, however, the ship was struck by a mis-shot ice missile destroying the engines so they had to go by canoe but three canoes were sabatoged and only Wei made it back to the Infirmiry. (*throws hands in the air* OF COURSE. BECAUSE GEE. HE’S DESTINED TO SOMETHING.) He is now recovering there (Can I kill him? PLEASE?!)
Sample RP:
As Wei held his sword out while riding Senko he had a feeling he was being watched but knew that was probably just a thought. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH were the sounds that came from the area surrounding the forest path he was on. It is just all in my head Wei thought but all of a sudden "RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" (Best. Sound. Effect. EVAH) Several bandits surrounded Wei as he tried to settle down Senko. "Give us your weapons and your rhino and we will go away," The lead bandit said as he slowly walked toward me. "It is either death or..." SLICE (Complete lack of a closing quotation mark here,) Wei quickly removed the bandit's sword arm."Then death it is," The leader said as the other bandits surrounded Wei and tried to kill him. (No description at all of the fighting. Seriously, that’s half the fun!)
After several intense moments of chaos, bloodshed, and yelling Wei stood on his feet, with a cut along his right cheek 3.5 cm long, (What is with being so specific? Don’t people realize that if you give us a specific number, we’re bound to find loopholes because you gave us too much info, thus leaving other spots open?) as the last bandit, the leader, fell to his knees clutching his heart which Wei had sent his sword through. (….Yaknow.. the RIBCAGE kinda makes this hard to do I would imagine..) THUD was the sound as the leader fell the rest of the way down toward the ground. (?!?! Seriously! He was just clutching his chest.. and then thud? What KNOCKED HIM OVER?!)After Wei cleaned his sword on one of the bandits tunics, what was left of the tunic anyway seeing as he was the first one to charge and Wei cut him up good (Cut.. him.. up… good. Lemme repeat.. Cut.. Him.. up…. Good. Word. ) , he mounted Senko and spurred him into a charge leaving the forest and entering the outskirts of Ba Sing Sei's outer wall. (Yes and of course, in a man in a leather leotard carrying a sword that could rival the gravity defying-ness of Cloud’s sword, on a giant Rhino, which is a Fire Nation Mount by the way, is going to be let inside the walls of Ba Seng Sei when not even out own heroes, Harmless looking Aang, Katara, Sokka and Toph couldn’t get in. They had to CLIMB the wall essentially. Loser)