Post by eko on Jan 2, 2008 16:27:35 GMT -5
I am not mean nor hilarious enough to do a proper misting worthy of thy attention, so I decided to write it through the point of view of the lovely Azula, Princess of Everything! I hope you enjoy it, I know I had fun writing it. 
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"Ty Lee! WHAT are you doing?!"
Said the Fire Nation Princess with a huff, angry that her "audience" wasn't paying attention to her amazing firebending skills. She walked over to the other girl, who was currently preoccupied with surfing the World Wide Web. Azula bent over and squinted her eyes towards the laptop.
"So is that what people are doing nowadays? This 'misting'?"
She straightened back up, and with a sigh she pushed Ty Lee out of the chair. The other girl cried out in protest but that barely registered in Azula's mind. Who cared what others thought, she always gets what she wants. Grabbing the laptop for herself, she took the seat.
"Very well then, I am not one to miss out on a fad, even if it is a silly little peasant fad." She smirked as she typed rapidly on the keyboard, searching for a horrid profile for her to mist.
"Ah this one looks absolutely dreadful."
"What in the name of Ozai is 'na-ru-to'? Sounds like one of my brother Zuzu's mentally challenged turtleducks. And Shin Wufei, now that's a peasant's name if you'd ever heard one."
"Oh lord, he's not just any peasant, he's an Earth Kingdom peasant? Oh wait no, excuse me, an Earth Nation peasant. What does he have, rocks for brains? And he's a solder too? I'd like to see that one in battle, probably doesn't even know what side to fight for since there is not 'Earth Nation.' "
"You know what this one needs? A good old English lesson. Probably should have spent a few more years in school before jumping into some mythological nation's army. But you know, seeing as his fist is, after all, a 'masker' of two styles, it would have just been outrageous not to go down that road."
"Why yes, it is hard not to respect and love a violent, insane person. I would not have become the Princess of Everything otherwise."
"Um...heh. No comment here." She blushed, crumpling up her picture of a half-naked Zuko during his Agni Kai with Zhao and roasting it to a crisp.
"Wait a second, did the father just change his name in between dragging his son away and throwing him into a deep ravine? Well now that's interesting."
"Why, was he having sexual intercourse with his mother too?!"
"Interesting how the girl never located him but somehow is his girlfriend? It's amazing what the internet can do these days."
"Ugh, more of this mentally challenged turtleduck stuff? It's quite painful to read but I do love how he suddenly became an English major."
The girl laughed at her own little joke as she pressed enter, submitting her misting. It was quite enjoyable, making fun of others. She already does it on a weekly basis, now she's just branching into making fun of others through the internet.
"Okay Ty Lee, I'm done. You can have your little computer back. Ty Lee? Ty Lee? TY LEE!!!"
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"Ty Lee! WHAT are you doing?!"
Said the Fire Nation Princess with a huff, angry that her "audience" wasn't paying attention to her amazing firebending skills. She walked over to the other girl, who was currently preoccupied with surfing the World Wide Web. Azula bent over and squinted her eyes towards the laptop.
"So is that what people are doing nowadays? This 'misting'?"
She straightened back up, and with a sigh she pushed Ty Lee out of the chair. The other girl cried out in protest but that barely registered in Azula's mind. Who cared what others thought, she always gets what she wants. Grabbing the laptop for herself, she took the seat.
"Very well then, I am not one to miss out on a fad, even if it is a silly little peasant fad." She smirked as she typed rapidly on the keyboard, searching for a horrid profile for her to mist.
"Ah this one looks absolutely dreadful."
I dont really know what to post,Im use to Naruto
Name:Shin Wufei
Name:Shin Wufei
"What in the name of Ozai is 'na-ru-to'? Sounds like one of my brother Zuzu's mentally challenged turtleducks. And Shin Wufei, now that's a peasant's name if you'd ever heard one."
Age:18
Gender:Male
Group:Soldier
Nation:Earth Nation
Gender:Male
Group:Soldier
Nation:Earth Nation
"Oh lord, he's not just any peasant, he's an Earth Kingdom peasant? Oh wait no, excuse me, an Earth Nation peasant. What does he have, rocks for brains? And he's a solder too? I'd like to see that one in battle, probably doesn't even know what side to fight for since there is not 'Earth Nation.' "
Bender?: hope so
Physical Appearance: Dark black skin and white hair
Clothing/Armor:he black top with black pants.
Weapons:My fist Both Masker of the :The Praying Mantis style and The Hung Gar Style
Physical Appearance: Dark black skin and white hair
Clothing/Armor:he black top with black pants.
Weapons:My fist Both Masker of the :The Praying Mantis style and The Hung Gar Style
"You know what this one needs? A good old English lesson. Probably should have spent a few more years in school before jumping into some mythological nation's army. But you know, seeing as his fist is, after all, a 'masker' of two styles, it would have just been outrageous not to go down that road."
Personality:
Shin is shown as being carefree and charismatic, respected and loved by all around him. At the same time, he is violent, and could become insane because of the lack of control over of his power.
Shin is shown as being carefree and charismatic, respected and loved by all around him. At the same time, he is violent, and could become insane because of the lack of control over of his power.
"Why yes, it is hard not to respect and love a violent, insane person. I would not have become the Princess of Everything otherwise."
He has a severe sister complex, his own girlfriend says Shin and his younger sister May have more in common with lovers than siblings.
"Um...heh. No comment here." She blushed, crumpling up her picture of a half-naked Zuko during his Agni Kai with Zhao and roasting it to a crisp.
Background:
When Shin Wufei, a child studying martial arts under his father. He meets a young girl named Jun Kazama, who is crying after seeing a bobcat kill a defenseless rabbit. When Shin offers to go fight the bobcat, Shin's father, Lei Wufei, appears and drags Shin away. To make his son prove his strength, Heihachi throws Shin into a deep ravine,
When Shin Wufei, a child studying martial arts under his father. He meets a young girl named Jun Kazama, who is crying after seeing a bobcat kill a defenseless rabbit. When Shin offers to go fight the bobcat, Shin's father, Lei Wufei, appears and drags Shin away. To make his son prove his strength, Heihachi throws Shin into a deep ravine,
"Wait a second, did the father just change his name in between dragging his son away and throwing him into a deep ravine? Well now that's interesting."
into a deep ravine, but not before ripping a locket containing a picture of Shin's mother from his son's neck and tossing it aside.
"Why, was he having sexual intercourse with his mother too?!"
Jun, who tried and failed to locate Shin, finds the locket and keeps it with her into adulthood.
"Interesting how the girl never located him but somehow is his girlfriend? It's amazing what the internet can do these days."
Sample RP:
From my naruto RP
The words of his lesson rolled right off Li’s tongue – without much in the way of conscious intervention or organization on his part. He was teaching his class about his personal area of expertise – genjutsu – and the lesson had gone easy so far. He was pacing back and forth as he spoke – making his short and efficient little steps, exactly five in each direction. He had just turned and taken two steps when one of the younger students raised his hand.
Li finished his lap before falling quiet and pointing, “Yes, Daisuke?”
The student stood up, looking at the ground and wringing his hands and obviously nervous, but with a certain, thin-lipped determination that amused Li. The boy asked, “Well, I mean… The thing is, genjutsu seems cool and all, but none of it is real. Why would anyone want to learn this stuff if you can’t even use it to win a fight?”
As he finished, the boy winced, probably expected to be humiliated or dressed down for what (at least, when pitched to a genjutsu specialist) could be seen as an impolite question. Li, however, had faced the question before, and even come to look forward to it from his new students – it was an opening to make a point that was very dear to him.
He put his hands together, stopped his pacing, and smiled just a bit. His voice was – as ever – soft, “That is a good question. Tell me, Daisuke, what is the very best way to win a fight?”
The boy spent a full ten seconds in thought, his face showing the effort he was putting into coming up with the right answer. Finally, he said, “Well, I guess it sorta depends on what you’re good at, but I’d say probably one of those giant summoning techniques!”
“Anyone else?”
The rest of the class chimed in with their answers, a cacophony, “Powerful bloodline-taijutsu death touch-deadly fire ninjutsu…”
After a bit, it all fell quiet, and Li said, “All good ways to win a fight. Raw power used to crush one’s foes… it is a classic, I suppose. I know it all seems very… ahh… I guess romantic, or heroic to you guys now… conjuring huge animals and wiping out armies with your ninjutsu…
He began his pacing, the timbres and cadence of his voice picking up, “But after a while – after you’ve been in some battles, and learned what it is to feel pain, and to inflict pain on others, you may come to a different answer…”
As he spoke, he looked at his students, watched their big, perceptive eyes following his movements. He could see his words sinking in, and he knew that -- maybe not yet, but someday – they would remember, “The very best way to win a fight is to defeat your opponent without landing a blow, or taking one. You enter into his mind, you join with him, in a way, and you lead him and follow him at the same time. In this way, you crush him without crushing him, and you leave him with no real idea of what your true power is…
“Crushing an enemy has its place, but when that is your Nindo, you will find new enemies sprout up like weeds, and you will also find that – one day – you will meet a man more powerful than you, and because you only know to match force against force, you will lose. If you join with your enemy’s mind and cause him to defeat himself, he will be more afraid of you than if you broke his every bone, and you will grow a reputation that will win many of your battles for you.”
Li smiled, and spread his arms akimbo, “Genjutsu allows you to do this, it allows you to control the flow and pace of the battle, and to contain and direct your opponent, until he is so unbalanced he will simply fall of his own volition. And that, my young friends, is both the best and the most satisfying way to win a fight…
“Now then, I believe it’s about time for lunch!”
From my naruto RP
The words of his lesson rolled right off Li’s tongue – without much in the way of conscious intervention or organization on his part. He was teaching his class about his personal area of expertise – genjutsu – and the lesson had gone easy so far. He was pacing back and forth as he spoke – making his short and efficient little steps, exactly five in each direction. He had just turned and taken two steps when one of the younger students raised his hand.
Li finished his lap before falling quiet and pointing, “Yes, Daisuke?”
The student stood up, looking at the ground and wringing his hands and obviously nervous, but with a certain, thin-lipped determination that amused Li. The boy asked, “Well, I mean… The thing is, genjutsu seems cool and all, but none of it is real. Why would anyone want to learn this stuff if you can’t even use it to win a fight?”
As he finished, the boy winced, probably expected to be humiliated or dressed down for what (at least, when pitched to a genjutsu specialist) could be seen as an impolite question. Li, however, had faced the question before, and even come to look forward to it from his new students – it was an opening to make a point that was very dear to him.
He put his hands together, stopped his pacing, and smiled just a bit. His voice was – as ever – soft, “That is a good question. Tell me, Daisuke, what is the very best way to win a fight?”
The boy spent a full ten seconds in thought, his face showing the effort he was putting into coming up with the right answer. Finally, he said, “Well, I guess it sorta depends on what you’re good at, but I’d say probably one of those giant summoning techniques!”
“Anyone else?”
The rest of the class chimed in with their answers, a cacophony, “Powerful bloodline-taijutsu death touch-deadly fire ninjutsu…”
After a bit, it all fell quiet, and Li said, “All good ways to win a fight. Raw power used to crush one’s foes… it is a classic, I suppose. I know it all seems very… ahh… I guess romantic, or heroic to you guys now… conjuring huge animals and wiping out armies with your ninjutsu…
He began his pacing, the timbres and cadence of his voice picking up, “But after a while – after you’ve been in some battles, and learned what it is to feel pain, and to inflict pain on others, you may come to a different answer…”
As he spoke, he looked at his students, watched their big, perceptive eyes following his movements. He could see his words sinking in, and he knew that -- maybe not yet, but someday – they would remember, “The very best way to win a fight is to defeat your opponent without landing a blow, or taking one. You enter into his mind, you join with him, in a way, and you lead him and follow him at the same time. In this way, you crush him without crushing him, and you leave him with no real idea of what your true power is…
“Crushing an enemy has its place, but when that is your Nindo, you will find new enemies sprout up like weeds, and you will also find that – one day – you will meet a man more powerful than you, and because you only know to match force against force, you will lose. If you join with your enemy’s mind and cause him to defeat himself, he will be more afraid of you than if you broke his every bone, and you will grow a reputation that will win many of your battles for you.”
Li smiled, and spread his arms akimbo, “Genjutsu allows you to do this, it allows you to control the flow and pace of the battle, and to contain and direct your opponent, until he is so unbalanced he will simply fall of his own volition. And that, my young friends, is both the best and the most satisfying way to win a fight…
“Now then, I believe it’s about time for lunch!”
"Ugh, more of this mentally challenged turtleduck stuff? It's quite painful to read but I do love how he suddenly became an English major."
The girl laughed at her own little joke as she pressed enter, submitting her misting. It was quite enjoyable, making fun of others. She already does it on a weekly basis, now she's just branching into making fun of others through the internet.
"Okay Ty Lee, I'm done. You can have your little computer back. Ty Lee? Ty Lee? TY LEE!!!"