Wei guo Gan part 3

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For being an uber-stu with a whore for a mother and an unhealthy interest in mating rhinos.

Name: Wei guo Gan

Age: 14 *le Gasp!* Something new!

Gender: Male

Nation: Earth Last I checked, we were all from Earth

Bender?: no because of coin toss T-T Damn you, Coin Toss! And here, Wei was going to put such an amazingly original an innovative spin on the very idea of bending! SPIKES ARE THE FUTURE AND YOU COULDN’T HANDLE IT!

Physical Appearance: He is 5'9", and his arms and legs have some muscle and some skin, and some bone and some ligaments…. He has almond shaped Hazel eyes. His hair length is his shoulders with medium dark brown coloring. Because of all of the fighting in the army he has four scars on his body. He has two scars on each hand and two scars on his back that cross into an X I love it how his enemies were considerate and caring enough to make sure his scars were nice and symmetrical, even in the heat of battle. Who says Chivalry is dead!?. He is tanned-white Funny, I thought being tan and white were mutually exclusive >.> with freckles on his nose. His nose is smashed in to only 1" long because his nose was stepped on by a horse that weighed 40 lbs 40 pounds? O.o “Honey, I shrunk the Pony!”. He walks with a limp because while he was on Senko once a bandit tackled him around the waist causing and hit his back just right to where it had caused a nerve to be pinched and his leg lost enough of it's feeling causing the limp. The complete and utter lack of logic in that that sentence makes me want to destroy something beautiful…

Clothing/Armor: For armor he wears a dark brown full body suit, which is very hard to move in So not only does he look like a walking turd in his stylish brown jumpsuit, but he’s reduced to a crawl… Truly a state-of-the-art piece of armor. His leg armor has a sort of clanging sound to it Must get annoying >.> because of the three different parts, the upper leg, kneecap, and his lower leg but he stuffed them with cloth to lessen the sound and it worked Oh, never mind then ^^;. His armor is severely burned and scarred from the countless fight he had been in. Under his armor he wears a pheasant tunic that is light brown and has buttons/feathers attached to the right side and where he buttons up his shirt is an embroidery of a green dragon/kitty that looks like he is climbing up Wei and he owns a pair of cloth pants, that are also light brown with feathers but they have a black dragon/kitty climbing up him Despite the massive run-on sentence which gave me internal bleeding, this guy sounds like the ultimate Scratching Post!. So if his amour does get too hot he can take it off and be mistaken for a simple pheasant which is good for spying missions or for just traveling. Not so good if it’s hunting season, though. Watch out for BAD! Cheney…>.>;

Weapons: For weapons he has a six foot long dual bladed staff sword. In the middle of the staff he can separate the two swords and fight dual handed Darth Maul, eat your heart out!. In the hilt of each sword he has poison bottles so he can do extra damage. A little unnecessary, perhaps, but clichés always are, I suppose ^^;

Personality: Whenever he is in a war Wei can just wake up and say “It’s been a while, I think I’ll spur on an international conflict today!” he can be very serious because he lost practically his entire family to the fire nation. With his friends in camp or out during the night when he isn't on sentry duty he entertains everyone, that has a sense of humor Oscar the Grouch is not invited to these joyous occasions, by doing jokes and impersonations. While home in Ba Sing Se or traveling the world Because a 14 year old with no method of transportation can make worldwide travel one of his side hobbies… like visiting the North or South Pole he likes to just have fun see the sites, train, and swim (not recommended in North Pole). Strange… Somehow I think I would recommend that this character try swimming in the frigid Arctic oceans >.>

Background: He was born in Ba Sing Se as the son of one of the best earthbending masters in Ba Sing Se. So his father, Senko, was well known. His mother, Jie, would sell what they breed in their business His mother sells what she breeds? Would that make her both a prostitute and a slave master? O.o. In the upper ring he and his family were very well know and became successful rhino breeders in outside ring At least his Mom was well-known… and I mean in every sense of the word. While Wei and his brother, Hui, showed great interest as a fighter on rhinos. If Wei and his brother wanted some extra money for themselves Please don’t say they take after their mother… they would have gladiator fights on their rhinos in view of an audience Thank you, merciful spirits!. At the age of 8 his father died escorting some refugees into the outer walls of the city Escorting refugees out of the city? O.o because some fire nation arrows "darkened" the sky ’300’ much?, before they entered the walls, and landed upon his father and more than five refugees, never learned the correct number that had died there. Grief had consumed his mother to where she sold the business Funny, I thought she was the business… and asked Senko's general, Huo, to take him in as an adoptive son because Wei looked too much like his father and his mother would cry every time she saw him It’s hard to keep being a prostitute when your husbad is still staring at you from beyond the grave, I suppose. Huo accepted like the good plot device he was.
Wei grew up only having one relative left among the general's house and military his younger twin brother A younger twin? When they were conceived at the same time, doesn’t that kind of put them on equal footing?. Wei and his brother got some newborn rhinos because a local rancher had to get rid of two rhinos. The general bought them as Wei and Hui's 10 birthday present. Wei named his rhino Senko, after his father. He and his twin had joined the army I can see the Earth Kingdom recruitment posters now: “Are you 10 years old? Do you lack a grasp of your own mortality? Is your view of combat warped by tall tales and romanticized legends? If so, Sign up today and join the Cannon Fodder Brigade!”, after their rhinos were grown to a good combat size, as their 13 birthday present but on their first taste of true combat his brother was captured and Hui's rhino was killed because of a fireball to the head fry-ed his brain One can only wonder why a fireball landing three feet in front of Hui didn’t simply incinerate him too >.>. After that Wei went back to what his father was before he had died, a rhino-breeder, something his family had been doing since man walked the earth His family was around since man walked the earth? O.o along with training men the basics of how to fight on their rhinos if they are attacked. He started to travel the world to look for better rhinos to breed and sell but he soon realized that wherever he went he would be attacked at anytime and at any place. I bet it was all those fiercely competitive rhino breeders… They’re always after his lucky charms! Err, breeding secrets…>.>;
As Wei went back to Ba Sing Se the general approached him. The Huo Just like The Boulder, Huo shuns the use of pronouns when describing himself welcomed Wei back into the city and asked Wei if he would like to go with him to go behind enemy lines to fight And perhaps take a few snapshots of the scenery and pick up a carton of eggs while they’re out and about. Wei agreed with true glee Wei: “Would I EVER!”. As the deadline grew near the general was struck by a fatal illness. He was found dead three days later, leaving Wei to fight against the fire nation without Huo's help. ”I may be a single 13 year old boy, but I think I can take ‘em!”
He was captured during a battle A battle? He survived more than one!? and after a few months did escape He put Houdini to shame!. With a $350 bounty, he tried to stop the fire nation from taking earth kingdom land, with little success, with other escapees of prison, rebels, refugees, and outcasts he knew that he would honor his duty to the men that had sacrificed their lives for the Earth Kingdom ……What?. He also knew that as soon as his adoptive and blood mother died he would have to live with knowing that his life will be last thing he has. He is currently housed in Omashu because his blood mother is living there and quickly becoming “well-known” among the upper class and he is visiting her.

Sample RP:
As Wei held his sword out while riding Senko he had a feeling he was being watched but knew that was probably just a thought. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH were the sounds that came from the area surrounding the forest path he was on. It is just all in my head Wei thought but all of a sudden "RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" Several bandits surrounded Wei as he tried to settle down Senko. "Give us your weapons and your rhino and we will go away," The lead bandit said as he slowly walked toward me. "It is either death or..." SLICE Wei quickly removed the bandit's sword arm Wei: “I’ll take that, thank you!
."Then death it is," The leader said despite the fact that he’s losing a pint of blood every second >.> as the other bandits surrounded Wei and tried to kill him.
After several intense moments of chaos, bloodshed, and yelling Wei stood on his feet, with a cut along his right cheek 3.5 cm long He measured with a handy pocket-size ruler, as the last bandit, the leader, fell to his knees clutching his heart which Wei had sent his sword through. THUD was the sound as the leader fell the rest of the way down toward the ground. After Wei cleaned his sword on one of the bandits tunics, what was left of the tunic anyway seeing as he was the first one to charge and Wei cut him up good, he mounted Senko and spurred him into a charge leaving the forest and entering the outskirts of Ba Sing Se's outer wall. I’m really at a loss for words except to say that the horrible-ness of this profile will haunt my dreams forever… T.T