Post by ryota on Sept 27, 2007 16:22:23 GMT -5
Name: Fiendish (A fitting word to describe this profile...)
I would like to keep my name even knowing it isnt Asian or remotely name-like in any way whatsoever. Why the small text anyway?
Age: 118
I know you are going to say I'm too old (Maybe, but I'm definitely going to question the first-person aspect. >_>), but you have to read everything (Make me! D<), plus the crazyearth bender that became the "king" of that city writer of this profile knew Aang 100 years ago in his mind.
Gender: Male
Group: N/a
Nation: N/a *snorts* This merits a witty comment later on.
Bender: Yes
Water Bender
Appearance: Not too different from the girl in my imaginary avatar. Although Fiendish is a man!
I'm too misterious, sometimes some say a blue aurea appears around me, but that might be just their imagination. Whoever said that must have smoked some baaad granola...
I have a single dark blue hair (It gives him magnificent Stu powers!) and two beatiful bright blue eyes, my mouth has a blue-cold-frozen-like-appearence. (*shakes head* His mother always told him never to kiss metal lampposts in twenty-degree weather) I seem to be young, but, as not much of my body can be seen people can't really know how I look like exactly (I wear lots of heavy dark blue loincloths) "Ah-hah! Now I don't need to go into detail!" Lazy n00b. >_<
I transmit sorrowfulness and also calmness and also contradiction and also radio waves and also Stuishness. I have 1,93million dollars (In his mind) and normal weight for a tall person, I also have a white palid skin. His Stu powers allow his skin to be more pale than white.
It may seem impossible to look like that having my age, but there is something magic about the drugged water that I bend and it makes me look and act like a young man. *giggles* Yeah, "something" about it.
My voice is really calm and stopdly [/nonexistent word]. I have big nails stuck in a wooden plank that once frozen with my water because hard penetrable claws give me 1337 powurz o' Stu-ness! ... What? He wanted me to finish the sentence myself, right? *sweatdrop*. Fragility and innocence are printed in my face, but once you know me better you will realize that appearence counts for nothing. And now that I've read his entire appearance, I have no clue what he looks like. *claps* Bravo.
Clothing/Armor: Fiendish uses a dark blue robe as a napkin with a heavy long cape. Oh, so now you switched back to writing in third-person? Make up your mind! He has big metalic shoulder pads that are pointy. He has big clovesthat goes up his arms used as a cooking spice and a nice leather boots, that goes up to his knee, he also wears a belt, and a really , like, intense dark blue pants, man. (That manner of speech really leads me to not doubt his use of "magic water"...) there is almost no fur on his cloths, but still it feels really warm, but only when it's on fire.
Weapons: A really small and useless wooden stick that barely fits my closed hand (Stick with first-person or third-person, n00b! >__<) and also a big waterskin that people belive to contain magical water, which, in reality, is vodka.
With my water bending, I can create strong ice claws, and make an ice rapier bending the water from my waterskin to the tiny, useless wooden stick. En garde! ... *fails*
Personality: I like to call myself a water nomad (Plagiarist! D= *sues him in behalf of the Air Nomads*), I live in neither of the poles, and I dont have a home any where else in the globe, I'm a traveller.
I have no Ethic at all (Which explains why he doesn't looks innocent, but isn't), since I dont live in a society I only have my principles and not ethic, since ethic is the sum of concepts and rules of a society. No, ethics are principles. Did you make up your own dictionary? *shakes head*
That doesnt mean I'm a bad person (Just a bad character. =3), it means I live with myown rules mother.
In this aspect, I'm in fact how I look, a calm and thoutful person, but dont you cross my way baby, or things will get ugly for you! *falls over laughing* Yeah, that's really threatening. *pats the cute widdle Stu on the head and gives him a juice box* ... And yet I feel strangely uninformed of any important aspects of Fiendish's personality.
Background: *clears throat* "Fiendish was born to Mr. and Mrs. Gary Stu in outer space. His happy childhood was spent harvesting space potatoes in the asteroid field, but he was, in fact, the most Stuish child in all the land." (Yes, I took liberties. He needed a backstory to explain how he wasn't from any nation. =D) You may wonder if an old person like me used to know Aang a 100 years ago, and I'd answer.
"- I can't say I've met him properly, but yes I've seen him before."
Let me tell you what happened. A hundred years ago I was told by a Guru (if anyone knows his name from show please tell me) (Thank you for proving your n00bishness...) to save the world. My mission was simple.
To make the world unbalanced so the avatar would fulfill his destiny. *pause* ... *passes out from laughing* I had to stop the avatar and make a free way to the unbalancing of the elements. So I went to the south pole in look of the avatar (the Guru also told me he would be an easier target there). Yes, I froze the Avatar (Yep, he's delusional...), that was the plan, but I was supposed to awake him when the Fire lord was attcking the Air nomads (...How would he know that?), unfortunatly something vague and inexplicable went wrong, and I lost the avatar location, and for many years trying to find him, I gave up (The avatar was supposly under tons of ice by then!) (And how he would know that is beyond me!). and the air nomads were completely vanished. *dramatic soap opera reverb*
The unbalancing increased, and now the fire nation is taking over the control os everything, I'm one man but I know I can make the difference in this fight, I just wish the avatar was among us in this difficult time. for every action there is a reaction with same intensity and different direction. So if one side is strong the other has the same power. our side is just waiting for the right moment, I know it! My response to the last three sentences - What?
The Guru told me!
Do you know the frog story? (No. Go away!) well this is what is going to happen with this avatar. he has to be thrown in the water boiling to feel the hazardous power of our upcomming enemy. Otherwise they will burn us slowly! My only wish is to be able to understand how those last statements correspond in any way to what his background says. *sighs* If he said "Canonbender" instead of "Waterbender, his background would have made an extraordinary amount of sense. Sadly, it does not.
RP Sample:
It was a really cold day, so cold that the sound of birds couldnt not be heard, not because they were all dead... no, but I think the had no energy to sing. Fortunatly, my powers had never been stronger, cold weather and high humity fortifies me. [to be continued]
Y'know, with the third-person POV, small text, "magic water", canon-bending, obvious delusions of grandeur, and this uber-short RP sample, this profile practically MiSTs itself. >_> Bravo! I can't begin to number how many times I died laughing from this profile...
I would like to keep my name even knowing it isnt Asian or remotely name-like in any way whatsoever. Why the small text anyway?
Age: 118
I know you are going to say I'm too old (Maybe, but I'm definitely going to question the first-person aspect. >_>), but you have to read everything (Make me! D<), plus the crazy
Gender: Male
Group: N/a
Nation: N/a *snorts* This merits a witty comment later on.
Bender: Yes
Water Bender
Appearance: Not too different from the girl in my imaginary avatar. Although Fiendish is a man!
I'm too misterious, sometimes some say a blue aurea appears around me, but that might be just their imagination. Whoever said that must have smoked some baaad granola...
I have a single dark blue hair (It gives him magnificent Stu powers!) and two beatiful bright blue eyes, my mouth has a blue-cold-frozen-like-appearence. (*shakes head* His mother always told him never to kiss metal lampposts in twenty-degree weather) I seem to be young, but, as not much of my body can be seen people can't really know how I look like exactly (I wear lots of heavy dark blue loincloths) "Ah-hah! Now I don't need to go into detail!" Lazy n00b. >_<
I transmit sorrowfulness and also calmness and also contradiction and also radio waves and also Stuishness. I have 1,93million dollars (In his mind) and normal weight for a tall person, I also have a white palid skin. His Stu powers allow his skin to be more pale than white.
It may seem impossible to look like that having my age, but there is something magic about the drugged water that I bend and it makes me look and act like a young man. *giggles* Yeah, "something" about it.
My voice is really calm and stopdly [/nonexistent word]. I have big nails stuck in a wooden plank that once frozen with my water because hard penetrable claws give me 1337 powurz o' Stu-ness! ... What? He wanted me to finish the sentence myself, right? *sweatdrop*. Fragility and innocence are printed in my face, but once you know me better you will realize that appearence counts for nothing. And now that I've read his entire appearance, I have no clue what he looks like. *claps* Bravo.
Clothing/Armor: Fiendish uses a dark blue robe as a napkin with a heavy long cape. Oh, so now you switched back to writing in third-person? Make up your mind! He has big metalic shoulder pads that are pointy. He has big cloves
Weapons: A really small and useless wooden stick that barely fits my closed hand (Stick with first-person or third-person, n00b! >__<) and also a big waterskin that people belive to contain magical water, which, in reality, is vodka.
With my water bending, I can create strong ice claws, and make an ice rapier bending the water from my waterskin to the tiny, useless wooden stick. En garde! ... *fails*
Personality: I like to call myself a water nomad (Plagiarist! D= *sues him in behalf of the Air Nomads*), I live in neither of the poles, and I dont have a home any where else in the globe, I'm a traveller.
I have no Ethic at all (Which explains why he doesn't looks innocent, but isn't), since I dont live in a society I only have my principles and not ethic, since ethic is the sum of concepts and rules of a society. No, ethics are principles. Did you make up your own dictionary? *shakes head*
That doesnt mean I'm a bad person (Just a bad character. =3), it means I live with my
In this aspect, I'm in fact how I look, a calm and thoutful person, but dont you cross my way baby, or things will get ugly for you! *falls over laughing* Yeah, that's really threatening. *pats the cute widdle Stu on the head and gives him a juice box* ... And yet I feel strangely uninformed of any important aspects of Fiendish's personality.
Background: *clears throat* "Fiendish was born to Mr. and Mrs. Gary Stu in outer space. His happy childhood was spent harvesting space potatoes in the asteroid field, but he was, in fact, the most Stuish child in all the land." (Yes, I took liberties. He needed a backstory to explain how he wasn't from any nation. =D) You may wonder if an old person like me used to know Aang a 100 years ago, and I'd answer.
"- I can't say I've met him properly, but yes I've seen him before."
Let me tell you what happened. A hundred years ago I was told by a Guru (if anyone knows his name from show please tell me) (Thank you for proving your n00bishness...) to save the world. My mission was simple.
To make the world unbalanced so the avatar would fulfill his destiny. *pause* ... *passes out from laughing* I had to stop the avatar and make a free way to the unbalancing of the elements. So I went to the south pole in look of the avatar (the Guru also told me he would be an easier target there). Yes, I froze the Avatar (Yep, he's delusional...), that was the plan, but I was supposed to awake him when the Fire lord was attcking the Air nomads (...How would he know that?), unfortunatly something vague and inexplicable went wrong, and I lost the avatar location, and for many years trying to find him, I gave up (The avatar was supposly under tons of ice by then!) (And how he would know that is beyond me!). and the air nomads were completely vanished. *dramatic soap opera reverb*
The unbalancing increased, and now the fire nation is taking over the control os everything, I'm one man but I know I can make the difference in this fight, I just wish the avatar was among us in this difficult time. for every action there is a reaction with same intensity and different direction. So if one side is strong the other has the same power. our side is just waiting for the right moment, I know it! My response to the last three sentences - What?
The Guru told me!
Do you know the frog story? (No. Go away!) well this is what is going to happen with this avatar. he has to be thrown in the water boiling to feel the hazardous power of our upcomming enemy. Otherwise they will burn us slowly! My only wish is to be able to understand how those last statements correspond in any way to what his background says. *sighs* If he said "Canonbender" instead of "Waterbender, his background would have made an extraordinary amount of sense. Sadly, it does not.
RP Sample:
It was a really cold day, so cold that the sound of birds couldnt not be heard, not because they were all dead... no, but I think the had no energy to sing. Fortunatly, my powers had never been stronger, cold weather and high humity fortifies me. [to be continued]
Y'know, with the third-person POV, small text, "magic water", canon-bending, obvious delusions of grandeur, and this uber-short RP sample, this profile practically MiSTs itself. >_> Bravo! I can't begin to number how many times I died laughing from this profile...