An example of Mary-Sueism

[rairii]

It's not a joke. So any clues and they make my brain want to commit suicide.
Some satanic idiot has decided that she can write and just because her character wears a leather miniskirt and low necked shirt, doesn't mean she's a slut.
Where did the grammar go?!

[ayame]

jenjae said:

Dear God, my eyes! *Claws them out* (I don't usually take the Lord's name in vain..but it was called for!)

www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/

Don't click unless you're a glutton for punishment! >< This is the worst monstrosity I've ever laid my eyes upon! Mary-Sue to the max, man..

"Did you burn your dictionary?"

Oh my goodness. *cries for a few hours*
As much as I don't want to be mean, it amazes me how people write stories like that and expect people to take them seriously. *sighs and goes to read good fanfiction*

[naru]

kura said:

The sad thing is, I actually know that fanfic. I could never get past the second chapter, though. Ebony Dark'ness... *shudder* If you read the reviews, you'll find that half the people truly believe it is some big joke, and the other half are desperately wishing it is.

It's so bad, I've actually seen links to it in at least two wikipedia articles about horrible fanfiction and/or Mary Sues.

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.

“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists.”

If this isn't a joke... I weep for humanity.

AAAAAAAAA all the mary-sue-ism BURNS that is the most HORRIBLE IDIOTIC MARY SUEISH LAME BRAIN NUMBING EMO EXCUSE FOR A FANFICTION I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON

i only readt that little quote and i can tell thats embarrasing i wonder how the author feels. Maybe she doesnt even know she sucks at writing. if so she needs mental help

what an emo

[jialingjin]

*twitch* I read the frist sentence of the authors note and commited seppuku.

[jenjae]

*o*

www.geocities.com/suedestroyer453/ebony.html

Ha ha..That must've been a job..To tear that monstrosity apart. o.0

Edit: A apologize for killing you all.

"I’m going to congratulate you. It’s very rare that someone writes a fanfic that is so soul-destroyingly terrible that it makes me want to my lower intestine to leap up my throat and throttle me to save me from the horror. Yours succeeded in a quite spectacular fashion."
-A Reviewer

[kura]

naru said:

what an emo

Actually, I believe the term is "goffik"

*is shot*

EDIT: I just had to add this XP

And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

[jenjae]

Don't we ALL wish everything we did was done 'secxily'. >_>;

[kaska]

Part of my heart just died o.o

[ses]

I think I'm going to re-cleanse my brain again. xD'

[zuko]

o___o I think I just saw my life flash before my eyes.
*sheilds face* It burns!

[amir]

While I was looking over the reviews to see how many people actually liked the fic (the number was extremely small), I found that, that fic is in a wikipeida entry for the worst fanfic or the worst Mary Sue. >> Some honor to be put on wikipedia.

[ses]

I pity the ones who actually enjoy and commented on that fic. Their poor brains must be fried from reading it.. poor, poor brains..

[zukosfire]

Behold the evil that is the Avatar Ultimate Sue: clicky!

And here is where the healing starts.

[jenjae]

BF: Telepathic messages? What’s this all about? Ax?
(Aximili) < I am no more certain than you. >

*Side-splitter laughing*

I used to LOVE Animorphs! xD Yeah..That was terrible, but the commentary made it worth reading.

[daxia]

BooterFreak is a GODDESS >D